Pastor Curt Vignery
Pastor Curt – Family & Connections, resident muscle-man, avid amateur comedian – answers 21 questions about life, love, food, and hypothetical situations.
On a scale of 1-10, how excited are you about life right now? 10. Absolutely. I love life. Life is good.
What’s the weirdest word in the English language? Moist. Absolutely, by far. I’ve said this for 10 years mind you. I just want to be on the record that I’ve been saying that moist is the worst word in the English language. Just say it. It’s terrible.
What’s your spirit animal? Why? Hmm…can I have three spirit animals? Lion number one, bear number two, and a great white shark. Specifically a grizzly bear. It’s not like a koala bear. Koala bear would be a terrible spirit animal. Just so you know, when I was a little kid I wrote a whole essay on Grizzly Bears. So, it’s like one of my favorite animals.
Three people alive or dead that you’d like to have dinner with? Oh gosh. This is going to be controversial because one of my people is always the President of the United States. So right now, *in Donald Trump voice: Donald Trump for dinner. It would be huge.* I’m not going to say Jesus, because I eat dinner with Jesus every day. So it would be the President of the United States. It would be Lebron James. And I’d really like to have dinner with either Oprah or Ellen.
What would be the title of your autobiography? The World Is Full Of Stupid People…Are You One Of Them? I’ve actually told my wife I’m going to write that book, no lie, for the last 18 years. It would be all the stupid things that I’ve done and people do.
What’s the second best thing that’s happened to you ever? This is going to be all cheesy and sappy, but my wife. By far.
What is your Enneagram number? 3. I’m a performer. *sings a circus tune*
Lebron or Kobe? Hahahaha, Lebron. Nobody should say Kobe. Unless it’s Kobe beef.
What’s one skill you wish you had? Why? Gosh I have so many skills. I have every skill known to man. Haha just kidding. I think I wish I was more…I think I am but I’m really not…like…what’s the word? More handy! I wish I was Handy Manny. Because I can’t fix nothing. Just people’s hearts.
If you could live in any era, what would it be? Why? I think I would live now. Is that terrible? Yeah, I pick now.
What can make you laugh no matter what? The Office.
Best advice for your 19 year old self? Best advice? Gosh. I would say best advice I could give to my 19 year old self would be invest. To invest spiritually, invest relationally, invest financially. Quit living so much for the here and now and invest in your future.
What’s your guilty pleasure? Well everybody knows about it though. Chocolate long johns.
What is the theme song for your life right now? *singing: Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got. Getting rid of all your worries sure would help a lot. Wouldn’t you like to get awaaaaay?* You see, 3’s are always about performing around other people.
What’s one thing you need to have in your fridge at any given time? Cheese. Absolutely. I have to have shredded cheese.
What surprises you most about people? That is a little tricky question there. I guess about humanity and people in general is their inability to get along.
Pineapple on pizza? No way. No. Freaking. Way.
If you had one superpower, what would it be? Super strength I guess.
If you had to switch closets with another staff member, who would it be? Closets? Well, obviously Jonathan. But I can’t fit in any of his clothes so that would be a problem.
Describe yourself in 3 words. Geez. Hungry, humble, and smart. Hahahaha
What are the top 3 things on your bucket list? Go to Italy. That would be uno maroono. Start a house for sex traffic victims. And I would have to say go on a big game hunt. Like hunt a large animal. I would kill a bear even though it’s my spirit animal. And then I would take on it’s powers.